As some of you know I’m a media student, so I have access to things like props etc. I took some prop teeth yesterday from college for some future short film I’m gonna make. I still had them in my wallet, I’d totally forgot about them.

My best friend Jayne came over tonight and she works in a video rental store, so she brought a movie called ‘Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark’. We’re VERY into scary movies. It turns out this movie was about evil tooth fairies that eat children’s teeth and bones, but especially love the teeth. So as you can imagine this film was full of teeth imagery and stuff like that. 

Half way through the movie I remember I have these very realistic prop teeth in my wallet, so I just duck over to my bag and pull my wallet out. Jayne’s looking at me to see what I’m doing, then I just pull these teeth out of my wallet along with some coins and say, “wanna buy some teeth? these are good ones”.

She’s like WTF, WT ACTUAL F, and she just keeps repeating, “why do you have teeth?”, and I’m like, “I killed a man, I needed his teeth” and she just keeps asking and I keep saying really creepy weird things about them. The teeth had bits of fake blood on them and it rubbed off onto my hand so I started licking it and trying to wipe it on her. She was freaked, but we continued watching the movie, but every so often I’d reach over to the table and fondle the teeth.

Finally at the end of the movie she was like “ok seriously, why do you have teeth?”, I messed around for a while and said more weird stuff then I finally told her they were props. She was still weirded out though and decided to go home. She seemed really confused and spacey, she went downstairs but forgot her bag and as she was leaving the kitchen I turned the light out, crouched down and did the creep towards her, tried to grab her while screaming “I want your teeth!” in a scary voice and tryed to pull her into the darkness. 

This was the best part because you should’ve seen the fear in her eyes. It was amazing. She then proceeded to hit me, actually pretty hard! It was worth it though.

She went up to get her bag and as she was coming back down the stairs I turned all the lights off. Then when she was leaving she said “I hope those fairies come and take your teeth”, I have veneers so I said, “no no, they don’t want my old fake teeth, but yours, yours are perfect!”, she ran away to her car. I flickered the outside lights on and off til she left :)

I’m proud. I took it to the max. 

P.S. When she sat up from the couch there was a silver 5 pence under her, must’ve fallen out of my wallet. She was convinced I’d put it there to scare her. Must’ve been the fairies… ;)

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